She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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