i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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