I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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