idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
tell me about the eggs
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