Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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