I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just cut my nipple shaving
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Oh god it's open bar.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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