she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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