moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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