You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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