Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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