he puts the penis in happiness.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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