let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
sex in a hospital.. check
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
