after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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