Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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