i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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