Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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