i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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