Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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