But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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