if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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