i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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