butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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