I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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