the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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