were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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