you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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