in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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