dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
home. puking in laundry basket.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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