I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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