We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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