Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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