when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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