but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Randomize
