Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Define "chronic" masturbator.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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