let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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