are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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