I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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