I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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