dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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