So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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