Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Success! We fucked roommates!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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