yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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