Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Lo siento on account of my penis...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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