just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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