Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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