I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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