My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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