i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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