You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
