Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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