Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Still dying that you shit outside
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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