are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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